“I am… not… um… well.”

powerfulwizard:

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the-fairy-dong-mother:

1st oc: hi im just a normal highschooler im kinda depressed but i swear im not a mary sue

30th oc:

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pankenlewd:

i don’t know what sex is i only use my big dumb cock to smash doors open

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curly-fried:

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pinene:

gay surgeon taking out my organs: intestines, slay. Liver, slay. Spleen, slay. Appendix… FLOP!

me: can yuo turn the lady Gaga down it’s making the anesthetic wear off

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wakkoswish:

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

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fxlthyangxl:

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

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notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

xignis:

lipid:

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

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greelin:

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

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spacevixenmusic:

It’s 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

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unbotheredmuse:

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itwashotwestayedinthewater:

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

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bubbleteagrunge:

ALT

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